EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Rush Limbaugh's Radical Roots
In a Desperate Blogger exclusive, we reveal the video that by their very own admission, friends of Rush Limbaugh have been keeping under lock and key.The existence of this footage has been the subject...
View ArticleGOP Voting Measures Anger Women's Groups
Bills currently being considered in 13 state legislatures have several women’s rights groups and prominent civil rights advocates accusing Republicans of attempting to disenfranchise the nation’s...
View ArticleJesus to Address Joint Session of Congress
Jesus Christ, the renowned Jewish philosopher and religious scholar viewed by many as their Lord and Savior, will address a nationally televised joint session of the United States Congress this coming...
View ArticleJesus Arrested after Capitol Melee
What started out as an historic address by the most prominent religious leader ever to stand before a joint session of Congress descended into chaos yesterday as a visibly irate Jesus Christ,...
View ArticleRomney Signs Lucrative Endorsement Deal
Spectrum Brands, makers of the George Foreman Grill®, announced yesterday that they have reached an agreement in principle with former Massachusetts governor and current GOP Presidential front-runner...
View ArticleBREAKING: Romney Selects Florida’s West as Running Mate
Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Willard ‘Mitt’ Romney stunned the political establishment and left pundits scrambling for their notes this morning when he announced his choice of freshman...
View ArticleRomney in Israel: “Governments Should Spend Like Jews”
A mere 48 hours after impressing London residents in a manner unmatched by a foreign dignitary since renowned German aerospace engineer Wernher von Braun shared with them his love of rocketry some...
View ArticleRomney Campaign Vetting Chase for VP Slot
Sources familiar with the vice presidential vetting process for former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney’s ill-fated 2012 presidential campaign have confirmed that long-time Romney associate J.P...
View ArticleBREAKING: Rising GOP Star Commits Political Suicide
from The Desperate Blogger House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan (R-WI) has sadly taken his own very promising political life by agreeing to accept former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney’s offer...
View ArticleBREAKING: ROMNEY WINS OHIO
Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted announced early this afternoon that he has certified the final vote tally from tomorrow’s Presidential election and that former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney is the...
View ArticleIran Sends Delegation to Assist Florida Election Officials
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today announced that he has dispatched a team of election officials to Florida to assist officials there in tabulating the results of Tuesday’s Presidential...
View ArticleStrip the Part-Time Congress of Employer Provided Health Insurance [Petition]
Click here to sign: Strip the Part-Time Congress of Employer Provided Health Insurance (Petition)The following letter to Congress is attached to the petition: To: The U.S. House of Representatives...
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